Joao

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Welcome All,

Thanks for stumbling across my profile. My name is Joao, a handsome, well-educated, personable, and non-attitude Portuguese guy with something between the ears as well as something between the legs.

I am 100% discreet and very masculine, always horny, and 100% top in the bedroom. I provide an unbelievable boyfriend experience and enjoy the more creative and kinkier side of sex. Age and looks are not important.

The type of services I offer include:

• Vanilla/boyfriend sex (only top)
• Massage
• Sex toys (different sizes and shapes, prostate massagers are also available)
• BDSM (cuffs, gag ball, collar, ropes)
• Spanking (canes, belt, whip, flogger)
• Water sports
• Body worship (especially feet size 11 and sweaty armpits)
• Role Play (football gear, military, suit and tie, leather)
• Dinner/companionship
• Travel abroad
• I'm happy to take part in duos, but I’d leave it up to you to find someone else

What makes me stand out is that I'm not one of those guys who wants to make you cum in ten minutes and then go. I genuinely enjoy getting to know you, creating intimacy, and finding out what gets you off so we both enjoy our time together and have an amazing experience. If you are new to this, I can put you at ease and help you relax. There is no pressure.

I'm available 24/7 for incall bookings at my clean, private, and discreet apartment, and outcall bookings to your home, sauna, or hotel.

I have a variety of toiletries available at my apartment should you need to freshen up before and/or after our meeting. I'll always offer you a drink and refreshments upon arrival and have some ambient music playing in the background.

When contacting me, please provide the following information:

1. Name, age, any other basic info
2. Attach a photo of yourself
3. Preferred day/time to meet, length of booking, and in- or outcall
4. Preferences, likes, kinks, fetishes, etc. (I love hearing about this, so please be as specific and detailed as you can!)
5. Requests (e.g., don't shower, wear gym clothes)
6. Any other information you would like me to know – the more, the better

People who fill this out will find the whole process of booking quick and easy, so we can get to the good stuff. If it’s not for me, I will let you know without judging.

Feel free to call with caller ID on 07513487445 as withheld numbers will be ignored. Instead of sending me an inbox here, which I tend to pick up hours later as it's not checked often enough, please text or WhatsApp me.

PLEASE NOTE:

• Have pics to send as I do not meet ANYONE without seeing some kind of picture (it saves us both time).