Jay David

Hi, I’m Jay! I’m going to be completely real with you on this profile—no professional photos, no vague fluff—just me. I think that’s the best way forward, don’t you agree? After all, you’ve got to know what you’re paying for in my book! 😉

I’m probably one of the most laid-back people you’ll ever meet. Friends say I’m practically horizontal—until it comes to pleasing others. I’m an intelligent guy working in the oil and gas industry day-to-day. Let me just list a few of my likes and dislikes so you can get a feel for who I am, yeah? Sound good? Let’s go:

Likes:

• 🐱 Cats
• 🥐 Pastries
• 🍫 Chocolate buttons
• Lip biting during kissing
• 🎨 Art and history
• 🚴‍♂️ Cycling and weightlifting
• Flirtatious glances across the table
• A hand on my thigh
• 🏟️ Sports and live music
• 🗺️ Cartography
• Dressing up as a sexy whale while I’m a Norwegian fisherman 🤭
• Drinking rum in a garden
• Rare steak

Dislikes:

• Getting news off memes
• Stubbing my toe
• The sound of clashing cutlery
• Ignorance
• Olives
• Waking up to my alarm
• Doing the washing up
• Dan Wootton

So, if you made it through that, give me a shout, and let’s connect sometime!

Cheers,
Jay

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Oh, and here’s what I’m offering:

• 🍽️ Dinner dates
• 💆 Full-body massages
• 🏖️ Weekend/holiday getaways
• 🎉 Family functions
• 🤵 Event chaperoning
• 🎭 Theatre shows, opera, etc.
• 🛍️ Shopping companion
• 🏙️ London tours (finest restaurants, exclusive clubs, art galleries, museums)
• 🧖 Spa days

(Please note: I am strictly a straight escort companion offering professional services to women and couples only.)